"I will shove my sword down your throat if you don't shut the fuck up and sit down!"

"Can I stab her?"
"Not in pubic"

"He does know that we know how to use swords right?"
"He'll find out sooner or later"
"True"

"Hands off my sister"
"Jackson put me down"

"Can i take you out on a date?"
"When pigs fly you can"
"Thanks great-oh i see what you did there. Ouch"
"Aww do you need a hug from your mommy?"
"I hate you Shinko"
"I hate you too Wilson"

"Shut up sammy"

"I swear to god I'm going to kill him"
"I'm not going to stop you this time shorty"
"Yea yea"

"He scared me!"
"She hit me!"
".....Did you use it for self defense?"
"No, I just like to hit people Max"
"Fair enough"
"Really?! You're just going to let her hit me?!"
"You want to touch that with a 10ft poll?"
"I hate all of you"
"We hate you just as much"

"Ugh bite me"

"I'm going to throw you out the window"
"Yea right"
"Wanna test that"
"As if you can pick me up-shes going to throw me isn't she?"
"Yup"

Most of these are Lisa's quotes (shocker) but there are some that have other characters such as her brothers sister and ex love interest

-Bookworm_Girl-