"Are you tired of your parents always bothering you? Now is your chance! 

Pack up, move out, get a job, and support yourself financially!

Hurry, while you still know everything!"

This.

This thing.

This thing I found on the internet.

I LOVE IT!!! XD

That last line is just the best! I LOVE IT SO MUCH I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT TO DEATH :'D