Do I even need to emphasize the SPOILER warning?
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Humans: *die*

Vampires: we r here 2 fuk sh!t up

Kids 13 and under: we liv

Vampires: we protct u

Vampires: butt we tak ur blud

Kids: nuuuuu

4 yrs l8tr

Angry protagonist: this is stoopid

His brother: nah this is kool

Angry protagonist: baka

His brother: chil out

Noble: i luv ur blud come eat dinr w/ us

His brother: kay

*takes map of city and vampire killing gun*

His bro: bruh we gon leev this place!

Angry protagonist: sweetlol leggo

*they take the whole family to gates*

Angry pro: lesss doit!

The family: wut bout virus?

Bro: we b fine

Noble: get rekt

*takes everyone's blood except angry pro and his bro*

Angry protagonist: fuuuukkkyyuuuuuooo!!!

His bro: chill i got dis

Noble: lel noob *drives hand through his guts and rips his arm off*

His bro: i dun got this

Angry pro: NUUUUUUUUUU *actually gets vampire* betch

His bro: go n see da wurld

Angry pro: *crying* not w/o u!

His bro: u bettr leave rite now b4 i fuk u up *dies*

Angry pro: *looks at dead family* *cries more* *leaves while screaming* *falls in snow*

Random dudes in cloaks: luk it the hayaka orphan leik da prophecy sed

Angry pro: imma kill all vamps

4 yrs l8tr

Pro: *walks around destroyed city in badass clothes and is cookie cutter shounen handsome and ready to kill vampires*

Credits: *cue fast words and distant wind sounds* Da End.

I was bored. This seems like it could get really popular. You know what that means: be the first to get a fanfic up so when the show gets popular, you get popular instantly ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ