ICHIRUKI ICHIHIME NO ISHIHIME ULQUIHIME RENRUKI GINRAN NO HITSURAN NUH UH HITSUHINA LOL NO HISTUKARIN WHAT ABOUT GRIMMHIME NO GRIMMRUKI WHAT THE F IS GRIMMRUKI!? NAH ULQUIRUKI IS BETTER ULQUIRUKI SERIOUSLY!? RUKIA AND GIN WHAT THE ACTUAL F!?

    RIRUHIME YURI ALL THE WAY

    NOOOOO RUKIHIME

    YET FANGIRLS ARE'NT ALLOWED TO SHIP YAOI!? YES. NO. YES. NO. YES.

    Fangirl: I LOVE ICHIGO AND REN-

    Fanboys: NO GET OUT OF HERE YOU LIKE THIS SHOW FOR THE BOYS.

    AIZEN TAICHOU ISH SMEXY

    GIIIIIIIIN! D': </3

     ICHIGO STRAWBERRY ICHIGO!

    DEATHBERRY

    BLACK SUN AND WHITE MOON IT'S ON THE COVER KUBO SAID IT HIMSELF

    LOL NO BLACK MOON AND WHITE SUN BECAUSE THE SWORD NAME IS LUNAR FANG AND ULQUIORRA CALLED HIME-CHAN A BRIGHT SUN SOMETHING LIKE THAT :D

    Does anyone realize that there will will be no romance whatsoever? A lot of us can see how a ship is possible but we have to remember Kubo said he doesn't like the story with romance in---

    Romance omg GIN GIN AND RANGIKU OMG FEELS FEELS D': (I actually agree with this xD)

    FIGHTING SWORDS BLOOD BANKAI

    BANKAIBANKAIBANKAIBANKAIBANKAI

    "Oh, Ichigo's about to die. Better give him a crazy power up."

    "Sorry Grimmjow, I spent 90% of the battle acting like I had trouble and was going to lose. And even though I took like 3x more hits than you and my mask barley has an eye left, I shall now win because Inoue started crying."

    "Oh shoot, in a near death state demn Ulquiorra. Hey Zangetsu you can come out now hear a cry for help gotta protect lol."

    "Lol but I'm gun trn to a psychoBA Vasto Lorde kay?"

    Grimmjow: *still talking...*

    Fans: Oh thank goodness he didn't die after all! :D

   Let's forget about Grimmjow for a while! A long while.

    Noooo!!

    Poor thing probably has a job at McDonald's now :(

    Aizen: *cuts Harribel down*

    Fans: Oh...no way she can survive that...

    Nope she's still alive after that! Alive and well in Hueco Mundo!

    Ichigo has a new enemy! Let's make him one of them! :D

    Rukia: Ichigo...

    Renji: I don't always appear in Bleach, but when I do: BANKAI

    Orihime: Kurosaki-kun!!

    Zangetsu: You suck, Ichigo!

    Other zangetsu: Do you want to get stronger?

    Ichigo: PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT I have orange hair. I won't give up even though I have a hole the size of a basketball hoop in my chest! OP!

   Aizen: I'm just too awesome for you guys, sorry.

    Toushiro: It's Hitsugaya-taichou!

    Rangiku: Haineko and the fan service icon

    Nel: Excuse me?

    Yoruichi: Both of you guys are wrong there! ;)

    Ishida: I hate all of you guys...yet I'll help you out.

    Sasuke: Know the feel bro.

    Ishida: Why do you have my voice?

    Sasuke: Why do you have my voice!?

    Ichigo: Who the heck is this guy!?