Miss Widow's Villain Emporium (Big Bill Hell's Cars parody]

TW// Impiled Male Genital Mutilation,VERY colorful language



























"F*CK YOU,SHADOWMOTH!

If you're dumb enough to Akumatize someone new this weekend,you're a big enough schmuck to come to Miss Widow's Villain Emporium!

BAD VILLIANS!

VILLIANS THAT BETRAY YOU!

THEIVES!

If you think you're gonna find a good Villian at Miss Widow's,YOU CAN KISS MY A*S!

It's my belief that you're such a stupid motherf*cker,you'll fall for this bullsh*t,guaranteed!

If you find a better Miraculous,SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY A*S! You heard me right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY A*S!

Bring your Miraculous,Bring your title,Bring your wife!

I'll f*ck her! That's right,I'll f*ck your wife!

Because at Miss Widow's,you're f*cked 6 ways from Sunday! Take a hike,to Miss Widow's!

Home of Challenge Senti-Monster Making! That's right! Challenge Senti-Monster Making! How does it work?

If you can make a Senti-Monster piss 6 feet in the air straight,and have it mot get wet,you get to not have me participate in the next Akuma battle!

Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't f*ck with me or I'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

Only at Miss Widow's,the only Emporium that tells you to f*ck off!

HURRY UP,A*SHOLE!

This event ends the minute after you create your next villian,and I better not be able to defeat it or you're a dead motherf*cker!

Don't be a Widow!

Miss Widow's Villain Emporium,Europe's filthiest,and exclusive home of the heroic sons of b*tches in the County of Paris,GUARANTEED!"

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