TW//Mentions of Death,Tons of swearing,Arguing,Drunk Character,Implied Drug use,Implied Alcoholism

Based off a story by Ethgoesboomfan1987,and takes place a few months after that.

Petunia is seen looking for Flippy. Once she finds him in his house,she enters the house.

"Hey,Flippy-"

"*sigh*. Petunia. Are you here as a customer to by something at my garage sale or?"

"....Wha?....No! I'm here to apologize for what I said..."

"See,here's the thing,Petunia. I'm trying to do a garge sale here! And time is well...y'know.....MONEY. Every second I spend listening to you blabbering my ears off,I LOSE MOOLAH. So,finish your monolog 3 in sentences,OR GET OUT."

"EXCUSE ME,Flippy!? We used to be Friends,Flippy! What gives you the right to talk to me like that!? We're friends,Flippy! Don't give me any of this garage sale stuff,you hate this town! Don't pretend you did this to do anything other than lure me here!"

"Petunia. SHUT. THE. F*CK. UP! You're a f*cking idiot! What kind of narcissistic f*ckin- I've been living my life peacefully for 5 months,and actively avoiding you the entire time! I LITTERLY BAILED WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE BAR WHEN YOU WERE SOBBING AND DRUNK. OH GOD,YOU F*CKING REEK! TAKE A SHOWER,YOU SKUNK! I don't want you in here! Go take a shower,stinky! Go on,if you're gonna break into my house drunk every night at least TAKE A SHOWER once a year,Jesus Christ!"

"Flippy,I- If you didn't do this to get me here,then- That can't be....This don't make any sense at all! If you didn't do this to get my attention,then what was it for? You hated living in this town! Why would you do a garage sale to all of its citizens?"

"That's right,Petunia! I USED to to hate living in this town. I HATED coming into my house,at midnight,hungover,and being screamed at by every single one of you guys accusing me of crimes I didn't commit. I HATED doing the nightshift at the grocery store and having to deal with both Nutty and Lumpy at the same time. I HATED having to watch as my psychotic alter ego massacre every one of you for dumb mistakes. I HATED having to look you in the eyes after that day,and pretend I DIDN'T have the overwhelming urge to let Flipqy out at you,so he could skin you alive,so I didn't have to see your smug a*s smile."

"Wha-"

"Y'know what I love? COMING INTO MY HOUSE,AT NOON,HUNG OVER,LETTING FLIPQY HAVE HIS WAY WITH THE DRUNKEN B*STARDS ON MY YARD,WHO I KNOW HATE ME! Yelling at all the people who stated they hated me,now that they are trying so hard to bend over backwards for me! Forcing some other f*cker to do the Nightshift for once-"

"Flippy...."

"You think I did any of this because I loved this town,or loved you? YOU'RE A LOSER,PETUNIA! Handy died 13 months ago,Petunia! MOVE. THE. F*CK. ON! Get another fat orange,call it Handy,and GET AN APARTMENT OR SOME SH*T! Do crack in an alley or some sh*t,I don't care! Just stop passing out drunk in my yard! You're probably gonna die soon anyways,you idiot. A tree is working hard to create clean air only for you to polute it with your Alcohol stench! Go lay down in the ground and become a skeleton already,you moron. Holy f*ck,I'm trying to do a garage sale here- I OWN THIS PROPERTY,PETUNIA. I MAKE THE RULES. I ROLL THE NICKELS. I DEAL THE CARDS. THIS GAME,IS MINE."

Petunia tears up after all the repeated insults,but Flippy doesn't care.

"NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Petunia starts sobbing.

"I-i-i'll g-guess I-i-i'll j-just g-g-go....c-c-cry in my shower..."

Petunia walked away from a rage fuled Flippy sobbing.