Kid: My dad can beat up your dad!

Other kid: I have no dad

Kid: Then my mum can beat up your mum! :D

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Boy: I have a lot of games and toys and candy!

Girl: Whoa! Can I stay at your house?!
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Little girl: You're my boyfriend!

Me: *laughs* Okay

*another girl talks to me*

Little girl: Hey! Dats my boyfriend!