.Hey guyss
Hey kittens let's play a game called write a random story because I'm in a fucking car and my dad turned on music and it fucking woke me up. Hooray, totally wanted to be in a car for three days. Lol I'm basically drunk rn I'ma turn off autocorrect XD
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The dragon was asleep and Damit autocotrect stop working....
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okay lets do this i fixeded it haha
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the dragon was aslep because he was fucking bored. but then he got wakedet up by the fucking vullagers playing THEIR STUPID MUSIC AT FUCKING FOUR IN THE MORNING AHEM AHEM COUGH VOUGH
...logik
ima go steal their princess nao
he thought evilly cauz he was eville.
So he spread dem smexy drrrgin wings o hiz and flieded down to the villarge.
but there was liek a billion girls there so he didbt know who to tayk.
ill just take this one
he thinks pickingg up a gurl with smexy long hair and fancehness. she screamed and it hurt dragonz ears so he put her bak.
I HATE EVERYTHING the dragon rurred and went in a rampage. he killed everyone exept ssundee markiplir and jackscepticeye becausr they secretly werr dragon hybreeds. but then ssundee and markiplier and jackscepticeye got really pissed of at the dragn becus he killed everyonr.
"you killelled everythjng im so proud of you its just like {insert horer game heree}" mark said becauae everyone likes mark and hes hawt. but then Wilfred came out of nowhere and they fell in love because shipping.
"WHY DEED U KILLEL MY MOMM?!?!?!?'?*!;'*!£;!*×€÷£$&£$*&$;&×£$*!€#*÷swearword$£:$£$^×&€$^×????" Sean said because he likd his mom even tho she ignurred him
and ssundde was just madd but then he stopped being mad when derp and crainer were alive becuas derpcrundee.
the dragon wanted to kill them 2 but the moosixs was over so he wanted to go eat a moofin and go bac to slep.
and then everywon on oems server was magicalky aliveded because magick
gold shipped everything and ran around singing
"IM GONNA CHANGE YOU, LIKR A REEMIX, THEN ILL SUCK UU, LIKR A PEENEISSS!!"
and just sent off tnt everywhere and almust crashd the server again cuz he didnt give a single fuck about thedraginn.
i dont care about doege.
spirit gpt madd that i didnt car abiut doege becaus she luved him and wanted his babiez. so she just cried with all the other girls that got rejectd by boys in the cprner witch was actually me and skyflight.
oem raged that the dragon broke her server the entire time.
"I
WILL
BAN
YOU
FOR
2936628263627
YEARSSSS
SO
SHUT
THE
F*CK
UP!!!!"
she screemed and raged.
Royal tried to be a therapisst forbthe dragin but it didnt work because the entire fucking server is a therapist.
puppy just frolicked in circles screaming "CRIMRETRTTTTTTTTR!!!!"
and salsmans msged me on wattpad.
and luck secretly thougt about thr seeecrit strip club.
and maja cried because they werent roleplayi g warriors.
and then fallout boy was alive because fallout boy is fucking magestic. peterick became canon and everyone cried at the wedding. gold and the remaining members of fob discussed golds parody on phoinex and gold got in fallout boy. Tiny cried at the band ceremony thing or wuatever
then magikal rainbowz fell from tha sky as princes unikitty and benny showed up becausr SPASHESHIP
and Everything is batman everything is cool when your batman because im batman.
Then juliette smexily helped spirit trolololol everything in site.
fallout gold, the new fallout boy, released their new song "Pen*s."
that one guy cried at the concert becaus he didnt have one.
then dakota was magically alive and became dakota the faumos serial one armed shark killer! she married her 27 year old boyfriend and no one cried at the wedding because it was badass.
~( I miss you Dakota...)
cheetah cries over his ded horse.
i still dont care what doege is doing
isi and deerp tried to rp but derp ended up breaking isi and seto so ripples and derp had to 'fix' them with duck tapr because it fixes everything.
fob preformed a concert and it brought bella and macks bacj to life because logik.
Bella fangirled and married fob. Datpizzaslicetho was also there and she also maried fob.
then the secrets of pokemin is reveled
one upo n a tiem der was a king n quen
then they dies
then they gave the kingdom to there friend
whom also diezz
then the princess feel in love with a vulpex and everyone got pissed off because humans and pikrmond were at war.
hybrjds were made. ( ;) )
the end
(p.s., everyone died)
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....that happened
I REGRET NOTHING! :Runs away:
(Stay smexy!)
-Skykitpawstar
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