Hangry: I think you're still suffering the effects of your all nighter last night.

Wendy: All I drank was Redbull!

Hangry: How many?

Wendy: Eighteen.
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Matryoshka, going on her Salmon Run shift: I'm going LIE to fish!
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Matryoshka, after getting her a*s kicked by Salmonids: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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*After a crew wipe*

Lucky: We'll talk about this later.

Taffy: Fine, I won't be listening.
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*Ainsley got splatted by a Fish Stick*

Hangry: Is she stupid!?

Nova: Yes, but she prefers to be called Ainsley.
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*In the helicopter heading to the job site*

Ripley, talking about Waverly: Is she a friend of yours, Hangry?

Hangry: Kind of? Not really. She's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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*after losing a Salmon Run shift without getting a single Golden Egg*

Penny: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, "Oh, Penny is such a nice person, Penny is so happy-go-lucky! Penny can't be in a bad mood!" Well, you know what? Penny CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Penny IS be in a bad mood.
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Daley: So, according to my boss, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."

Daley: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Daley: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO E-MAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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*during the lunch break*

Taffy: *chokes on caramel*

Lucky: Jeez, Taffy, don't die on us.

Taffy: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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Penny: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone!

Mallory: Penny, there's people that are getting splatted.
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*the staff changing room door is locked for some reason*

Penny: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Taffy: Yeah-

Hangry: *kicks in the door*
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*in the chopper*

Cobalt: This bloodline ends with me.

Mallory: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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*Crew wipe again*

Nova: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.