"Hoo boy...where do I begin with this? I've...had quite the confusing journey with love, alright. I've had no less than 2 people crush on me. Berdly and Noelle. Berdly realized I was a lesbian and screwed off, and Noelle found this other girl she liked, which happened to be my cousin. Heh, she had a type alright."

"But then...I was the one with the crushes. Shortly after the Glitch hit and I was alone...I met 2 girls. One of them was Holly. She had beautiful hair...wings...and cat ears and a tail. And then there was her girlfriend Nemona."

"Nemona was so pretty...she was ripped, too, and that's ALWAYS a plus...I love me a woman that can kick my a*s."

"But then.....I realized the two were already dating eachother, therefore I had no chance with both. That sucked bad. Even worse than getting banned from Free Ham Samwhich day!"

"So...I got quite rude for a bit, then got over it. But I couldn't help but notice how the two were always looking at me and blushing....until one day."

"I heard them discussing this thing called Polyamory. It's where more than two people can date eachother at once...and how they both wanted to date me.....and then I walked in by accident."

"Long story short, I got two beautiful girlfriends.~  Hehe....I wouldn't trade them for the world. They're both so beautiful and cute and...heh...the list goes on."

"Now...where is the fridge again? I'm hungry."