TW// Death of Children, Trauma, Prison setting, Drug abuse

*The Player wakes up in a jail cell, with all the Animatronics at Rosie's glaring at them*

Rosie: Get up, buddy!

Player: Rosie, where the hell am I!?

Freddy: *with a tone barely hiding his anger* A prison cell.

Player: I CAN SEE THAT, FREDDY. I mean- WHY am I in a prison cell.

Electrobab: *while giving a death glare*....so you don't know what you did?

Player: No! No I don't! What was my crime?!

Toy Freddy: *also death glaring the Player* Please, tell us ALL that you remember from the past 24 hours.

Player: Well, First, I sorta...snorted cocaine I bought off some toddlers?

Bubba: *shocked and VERY mad* TODDLERS?!

*Rosie holds one of her hands out in front of him, causing him to sigh and death glare at the player.*

Player: That's not all....So then...I...Uh....hugged Music Man?

Puppet: *unervingly calm* No wonder he was running around screaming you were possessed by a demon. Continue.

Player: Then I put Spring Bonnie into suit mode, put him on and then uh....kicked BB?

Golden Freddy: *VERY pissed.* That's not correct. While you DID put on Spring Bonnie, you did NOT kick BB. BB was in repairs at the time.

Player: So then...uh....what DID I kick?

Mangle: *sounding traumatized* ....a-a toddler...

Player: *realizing they f*cked up* Uh oh....was it a hard kick?

Rosie: Was it a hard kick? WAS IT A HARD KICK!? SPRING BONNIE ACTED AS A METAL EXOSKELETON AS YOU WERE WEARING HIM! THE POOR TODDLER SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE WHEN HE HIT THE ROOF! I NOW HAVE TO REPLACE THAT ENTIRE SECTION OF THE ROOF BECAUSE THE STAIN WON'T COME OUT! BOTH MANGLE AND SPRING BONNIE ARE TRAUMATIZED BECAUSE OF YOU! *deep sigh*.....continue.

Player: I then remember breaking into a nearby Freddy's....and stealing their Foxy...

Foxy: Man, I don't know what the hell was in that cocaine besides the obvious, but THERE ARE NO OPEN FREDDY'S LOCATIONS IN THE STATE OF MICHIGAN!

Player:....so what did I break into, and what did I steal?

Rosie: You broke into Adalyn's house, kidnapped Red Foxy, stuck an eyepatch on her, and called her Foxy.

*Adalyn is seen in the background glaring at the player.*

Kat: ALSO, YOU STOLE MY CAR AND TOTALED IT!

*Rosie motions for everyone to be quiet, and then motions for the Player to continue*

Player: So them I drove to the nearest Candy's, and shot them up, for revenge for that one time they did it to us!

Candy: NO YOU DID NOT! I don't even have any active businesses in Michigan anymore, not after the shooting up incident you mentioned! And if I recall correctly, you NEVER left the state, too!

Player:....so what DID I shoot up?

Rosie: A MC Donald's. Or, more accurately, their parking lot.

Player:....sh*t. But hey, I guess all this means I didn't kill five kids while wearing Spring Bonnie!

Springtrap: Nice try, but yes, yes you DID. That's one of the few things you seem to remember correctly.

Tracy: COPYCAT!

Player:....Ah, sh*t. I got a life sentence, didn't I?

Rosie: *death glare* No. You got sentenced to death.

Player: WAIT, WHA-

El Chip: ¡CÁLLATE, PUTA! ¡SOLO CÁLLATE LA MIERDA! (Translation:SHUT UP, B*TCH! JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP!)

Rosie: Here's the thing. We didn't even try to keep you out of prison. In fact, Candy's lawyer and my lawyer are the reason you got the death sentence. You've been out since last night. They sentenced you last night as well...meaning you have 5 hours left to live.

Player: But there's no death Penalty in Michi-

Bubba: SHUT IT! *he punches the cell bars, bending them a little* THEY DEEMED YOU TOO DANGEROUS TO MOVE!

Porkpatch: *speaking up from behind Bubba* And because of that, you're being killed here. Hell, even the Supreme Court said so!

Player:....f*ck me sideways with a chainsaw...do I at least get my last meal?

Rosie: Nope. They're counting the cocaine and MC Donald's as your last meal.

Player: Ah, crap. No matter. I'll come back, sometime. I somehow always tend to comeback.

Rosie: Good f*cking Luck, and burn in hell, Monster.

Player: ALSO, ROSIE. If I actually manage to die this time, tell everyone that my last words were: STICK A REVVED CHAINSAW UP YOUR A*S!

*camera cuts to a upset version of the player's face as everyone leaves, ignoring them*