Rosie, doing an investigation on the SSSSuper Squad HQ: Whoever is the owner of the white sudan, the ghost tried to kill me, and turned your lights on.

*walks in with a burnt hand due to an crucifix being set off in it, and quickly douses it with water from the sink*

Myling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Splendon’t: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Myling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?

Splendid: What are those two doing?

Rosie, VERY amused: Communicating.

Yurei: *SLAMS FRONT DOOR*

Mouse Kaboom, who has his hearing aids off: Hello?

Splendont, jokingly to the Spirit Box: What is your biggest body part?

Yokai, getting fed up with this tomfoolery: MY CLAWS.

Splendont, now aware he screwed up: Okay! Bye!

*after a hunt*
Rosie: *lights a lighter* Okay. Who's not dead? Sound off.

Rosie, when Splendid or Splendont join a hunt: I wasn't expecting special forces.

Phantom: *disappears after a photo is taken of it*

Rosie: Hey, get back here! I need my paycheck!

Rosie, annoyed at Lumpy: Could you not provoke the ghost….FOR 5 SECONDS!?

Shade: *isn't doing anything*

Rosie: Hey, *insert name*, do something already!

Shade *still isn't doing anything*

Rosie, fed up: *INSERT GHOST NAME*, YOU'RE A CHICKEN IF YOU DON'T THROW SOMETHING!

Shade: *INTENSE YEETING*

Ghost Writing Book, after being written in by a Mare: I'VE BEEN HERE SO LONG IT HURTS PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP I NEED-

Rosie: Hey, why don't you come over to my house? I've got plenty of ghost buddies!

Ghost Writing Book: I GO TO CAR *picture of the van*

Rosie: Another satisfied customer!

Rosie, on dealing with Onyros: Use a candle. If that doesn't stop them from hunting, use more candles and crucifixes.

Rosie, after inviting Flaky to stay the night due to the recent hauntings: Yeah, I've got a bunch of roommates. A Hantu, A Demon, a set of Twins, a Mare, a Shade, and a Deogen.

Flaky:....Yeah, I-i'm gonna be s-s-staying at my p-place….

Hantu, to the Mare in the next room: Hey, did I make it too cold in here?

Mare, covered in every blanket she could find:...what do you think, genius?

The Twins: *flicking the lights on and off repeatedly*

Mare, tired of this: *breaks the light*

Rosie: WHOEVER BROKE THAT LIGHT, YOUR MOM’S A FOX HEART!

Rosie after finally getting Ghost Writing evidence: Woooo! Yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about!

Handy: *chilling in his house*

Myling: *LOUD SCREAM*

Handy: AAAAH! Stop, I could've dropped my toast!

Myling: *bursts out laughing*

Mare: *breaks the lights*

Sniffles, whos fed up with this sh*t: THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN’T F*CKING LOVE YOU!

Mare: *concerned laughter*