Punished for likening my eyes to a trendy carrot

Dear Pencil's mother,

I am sorry to report that little Pencil has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Pencil is usually a very hot and crazy child. However, today I caught her being a bitch during class.

When I asked her to stop, she shouted, "I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE MY GAY POWER ON YOU!" and began smooching with her friend Match.

Pencil aggravated the matter further by calling me a cool moth and likening my eyes to a trendy carrot.

Little Pencil was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow beautiful bras at EXIT.

EXIT prides itself on being a pointy and teasing establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children being a bitch and smooching on the premises. Added to which, my eyes looks nothing like a carrot, as Announcer Speaker Box will testify.

Please ensure that little Pencil attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves her beautiful clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Four