I'm here... Remembering some situations of the past and present, and found out:
I'm the worst flirt

I'm quite slow to know when someone is flirting with me, or if this person shows signs of liking me. 

Examples:

First:  There was a boy, let's call him"M", that I knew from school, that literally said to ME "Hey when are you gonna kiss me?" And this wonderful person who talks to you just laughed thinking it normal and a joke, as friends and I said back "I kiss you? No, it's my birthday, YOU have to kiss me" (it was really my Birthday) it has to take some days and he Calling me out, at least 3 times, to understand that he really means it. A bonus: When he said "You're cute" I said, "Yeah, you're not so bad either"............... MY GOD BEATRIIIIIIIIZ, you can do better than that LMFAO.

Secondly: There was this Guy, let's call him "A" (from school too), I liked him so much, but as a Friend near Brother, and we got along from the first day, AAAAND our English teacher (how I miss him, the best teacher) did a really cool thing "we will translate songs in pair, BUT, each pair will be drawn in this way..." he had pamphlets each with a name or picture of someone, personage famous, and distributed the papers, If someone got Sherlock Holmes will make pair with Watson. I got Junior and he got Sandy, Sandy & Junior are Famous singers and they are brothers from '90s and 2000 (The thing of the moment and Junior was my childhood crush lol), and then everyone started to call us brothers, call him Sandy and me Junior for a good time lol. He always asked me to lend my "pink pen", and I did happily every time, sometimes he would take it laughing (and I laughed too but without understanding) or he wouldn't, at least I understood when he said "It's our last day, would you GIVE me your pink pen, because maybe after will be too late" with a dog's face practically... Quite near my face... Jut this way for me to get the hint, GOODNESS BEATRIZ HE GOT ON YOUR SKIRTS THE WHOLE YEAR AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE? REALLY? LOL

But as I said, he was like a brother to me so, I would never deceive him (or anyone, no matter who), and I told him in the most gentle way possible, and everything is okay, he got over it quite nicely, I'm happy and proud of him.

(..... I think "pink pen" means my tongue LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO, My God "A" you're the best LOL)

And sometimes, not even know my own feelings

Third: Let's call this one "G", this time was me who got on his pants hahahahaha, and didn't notice at all, and my friends always would say that he was head over hills (exaggerated or not? I don't know), because whenever he saw me in the intervals he would walk towards me and speak his nonsenses to make me laugh or angry, we had so much in common, G was a Baka, and he called me Baka too LOL, I liked to mess up with him, I talked about him with others when he suddenly popped on my mind, but I never thought for a moment that I liked him in that way. 

This pretty Lady who talks to you just found out she liked him (maybe loved, maybe the first guy that I really loved) when she was already on UNIVERSITY and I remembered a situation he got me really angry and I said: "I'll catch you at the time of going back home"... I think he understood it another way 'cause I remember clearly his face showed HOPE and something more, and I remember I reacted differently from someone who doesn't like the other. OBVIOUSLY, YOU LIKED HIM, YOU WERE ALMOST A TSUNDERE TOWARDS HIM LMFAO.

Anyway, I'm over it and to be honest I think that is better this way, that time he was quite a womanizer, but still did not  deceived anyone either.

SO that's it, those memories make me laugh and I hope it made you laugh too, If you have something similar to share, feel free.

The video above is a love song from Sandy & Junior, it has the best translation I could find, to be a bit sarcastic and because I'm feeling nostalgic.

Beijos.