Papyrus- M-METTATON...?

Mettaton- Yes dar~rling what is it?

Papyrus- I-I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU EVER SINCE I-I SAW YOUR M-METAL FACE... WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?

Mettaton- •-• Fuck no. *runs to Narnia*

Sans- *comforts Papyrus* He's gonna have a bad... TEM?!

Temmie- HOI!

Me- (•_•) Damn.