Dramione

Other than the fact that it is simply not happening and that both of them have actual love lives as married couples, I think this is just for the love-hate relationship I would assume it has something to it, but it seems not to. Unless people suspect that Hermione's punch gave Draco a concussion...

Dumblon drops

This is a ship with me... and lemon drops. I don't believe I would prefer to get sentimentally attached to my favourite candy. I would imagine that would make it rather hard to eat it. Really, for one thing, they are called sherbert lemons. 

Albus x delphi

I feel that firstmost, I wish to inform that this is not a ship of me and Delphi. I would have expected that that be already understood, but after seeing some ships, I don't think anything matters anymore. They might as well ship someone with the sorting hat. Secondly, I wish to say that Delphi is a genuinely good person. *smiles* She made some mistakes, but don't we all make mistakes when we are young*looks away for a moment*. Delphi clearly loves Albus and in absolute honesty, I do ship them. It would be quite an interesting consideration that the son of Harry and the daughter of Voldemort would be together, but our parents don't define us. Both are very clearly different from their parents.

Pottermort

*stares for a few seconds* when I was talking about the previous ship, I was not referencing to pottermort... Not only is Voldemort incapable of love, but...  This takes hate to love relationships to the extreme. At least I know for sure that this is a joke ship. 

snaco

Another ship about my good friend Severus Snape. Unfortunately, even though this ship is not as bad as snamione, I find that it is a terrible ship. Snape favoured Draco, but that means nothing. He joined Hogwarts because he loved Lilly. 

jegulus

James x Regulus... how is this a ship.

ravender

It simply isn't right. I know they were dating for a while but it wasn't real. It could have been Ron trying to get Hermione jealous or something along those lines but people who have lived as long as me don't get fooled so easily by these things. I could tell at one glance how it would end. I must say however, Hermione reacted quite harshly. It was rather unlike her to do something like attacking a friend for little reason.

Dobby x sorting hat

Madame Pomfrey, I believe we need to extend the Hogwarts healing wing to cover mental problems as well.