First off, I need to explain something before we start, so that everyone's on the same page:
I play a video game with my guy friend called Ark. If you haven't heard of it, it's basically where you're stranded on an island in prehistoric times. There's Dinos EVERYWHERE. And everything is trying to kill you, dinosaur or not. It's basically Minecraft with Dinos that's 100x more realistic and more likely to have you soil your pants. Here's just some of the things that can kill you, and all of these things are surprisingly likely to happen to you, sometimes all at once: Hypothermia, Heat Stroke, Dehydration, Starvation, around 100 different Dino that want to rip your face off, poisoning, toxin/bio toxin, fall damage, drowning, blood-loss, narcotics, and electricity...

Got it? K, onto the story.

We're gonna call my guy friend...Myst.

So, we were going around the river bend on the search for Chitin (you don't need to know what that is, don't worry) but along the way, there's a Spino. Which is this thing:

It's basically a giant water T-Rex that's really fast and vicious, and it's half the size of a Bronto (the massive long neck dinos). So it's pretty scary. But we weren't worried because it's known to be easily distracted, so as long as we kept our distance, we'd be fine. BUT. Because we were so focused on not getting turned into the Spino's next meal, we didn't immediately notice the giant T-Rex what popped out if forest, that also wanted a bite out of us. But we DID notice it before it saw us. So we were trying to get past it, and I safely got passed, but Myst didn't. The T-Rex spotted him, and then all hell broke loose...

Also, this is what a Rex looks like in Ark:

Btw, this Rex is, like, the size of a 4 or 5 story building compared to us IRL. Anyway, we naturally started running for our lives, hoping that it would either stop chasing us, or it'd forget about us and start eating something else. I ran in the direction of the house, while Myst ran into the forest. But there's the thing...because I'm the creator of the world we were on, if Myst gets too far away from me, he'll get teleported to me, along with the Dino he was riding. (remember that, it's important.) Suddenly, Myst starts screaming, telling me that the T-Rex found him and was coming his way. Meanwhile, I start running again, thinking that I'm not far enough away. He's trapped in the forest, with the T-Rex barreling towards him, it's giant feet shaking the ground around him as it approaches...and so Myst starts mentally preparing himself for inevitable death. In seconds, the T-Rex is now towering over him, hungry, bloodthirsty, flames in the shine if it's eyeballs that are the size of a basketball, and showing off it's massive rows of bloody teeth. It opens its ferocious jaws to eat Myst and his beloved Dino whole...

...before, in the blink of an eye, he's magically on his Dino next to me, well out of range of the T-Rex! And he started hyperventilating over the mic.

The End 😊