Therapist
"Gravity falls it is good to he back!" Exept this is wattpad lmao. So I'm back... after like... being dead for more than a week or soooooo. Here's a funny ass joke to make up for my absence XD.
Yesterday (may 8th), during lunch, I kinda teased my friend, she has this title... Adrienne sucks, I'm sorry if thats your name irl but ofc I ain't talkin' bout chu boi. It was all fun and games about that joke, then we went on about this argument.
These aren't the exact words but it was along those lines
Adri:You have anger issues.
Me: No I dont have anger issues, I was kind of agreeing to your opinion!
Vic: That's exactly the type of thing a person with anger issues would say.
Me: No No No I do not have anger issues!
Adri: Your mad though
Me: I sighly agreed with you, but since you don't understand, I'm taking this out on me talking.
Vic: We need to get you a therapist
Adri: Yes!
Me: No I don't need a therapist! I don't have anger issues either!
Adri: Oh no it's getting worse
Vic: Ok, just calm down well get her a therapist asap
Mau: (she referenced a movie or something that involed therapists)[idrk how it went] The therapists killed the grandparents (it could the the other way around) to be with the children/grandchildren more often (I forgot most of it)
Then Adri and Vic were talking about being surgeons or whatever (idk how to spell it). They would kill- wait I'm sorry, in meant to say 'knock the surgeons out' and ways to take their place, as Vic says "Were giving them a free break" then they went on about throwing them off a bridge being covered up with bags. Then Adri is like "What is they could get out the bags and swim?" I came in with "Just cut their limbs off." After that they came up with some 'movie plot' but really, it's just them doing a bunch of cool stuff XD. I'm here like, "okkkkk what about the budget?" Just to be funny, our jokes are reaaaaally long. Vic just looks at me. "Gosh (my name) why do you have to be so negative, were doing this for you, so we can get you a good therapist, this totally isn't about us doing fun stuff. This is about you and needing a therapist." Adri is just agreeing. "Well be rich and stuff and get you a therapist. "
Me: ahahaha, thanks, but I dont need a therapist
Aaaaaaand thats most of the funny stuff XDDDD its 10:53 pm here sooo ya lol. Ttyl ppl
P.s. to sum this all up...according to my friends... I have anger issues. They also searched up the symptoms of anger issues XD
Gosh I love them XD
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