Hello my friends, this is not a superhero thing. However, this is important and must be shared. President Trump has recently passed a law that bans transgender and other genderqueer people from joining the military.

He passed this law on July 26. He tweeted:

This disgusts me. "We...cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs..."

In further news, President Trump is banning females from the military because he's too busy bombing the shit out of innocent people to be bothered with tampons.

On behalf of the President, I wish to apologize to everyone affected by this for his words and actions. I am so sorry.

I hope these four years come fast enough.