Daun: There was once a boy named Api, who only would say

Api: I don't care!

Daun: Read his story, my friend, for you'll find at the end, that a suitable moral, lies there.

Daun: One day, his mother said when Api climbed out of bed,

Tanah: Good morning, darling boy, you are my only joy

Daun: Api said

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: What would you like to eat?

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: //brought out some wheat// Some lovely cream of wheat?

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: Don't sit backwards in your chair!

Api: I don't care! //pours pancake syrup on his head//

Tanah: Or pour syrup on your hair!

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: You are acting like a clown

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: And we have to go to town

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: Don't you want to come, my dear?

Api: I don't care!

Tanah: Would you rather stay right here?

Api: I don't care!

Daun: So his mother left him there

Daun: His father said

Petir: Get off your head or I will march you up to bed!

Petir: I swear, I'll freaking do it, torch-head.

Daun: Api said

Api: I don't care!

Petir: I would think that you could see

Api: I don't care!

Petir: Your head is where your feet should be!

Api: I don't care!

Petir: If you keep standing upside down

Api: I don't care!

Petir: We'll never get to town

Api: I don't care!

Petir: If only you would say, I care

Api: I don't care!

Petir: I'd let you fold the folding chair

Api: I don't care!

Daun: So his parents left him there. They didn't take him anywhere

Daun: Now as the night began to fall, a hungry lion paid a call.

Cahaya: //showed up dressed like a lion//

Daun: He looked Api right in the eye and asked him, if he'd like to die. Api said

Api: I don't care!

Cahaya: I can eat you, don't you see?

Api: I don't care!

Cahaya: And you will be inside of me

Api: I don't care!

Cahaya: Then you will never have to bother

Api: I don't care!

Cahaya: With a mother and a father

Api: I don't care!

Cahaya: Is that all you have to say?

Api: I don't care!

Cahaya: Then I'll eat you, if I may

Api: I don't care!

Daun: So the lion ate Api

Cahaya: //drags Api and hid him inside a blanket//

Daun: Arriving home at six o'clock, his parents had a dreadful shock! They found the lion sick in bed and cried

Tanah: //sobs// Api is surely dead!

Daun: They pulled the lion by the hair

Tanah: //gently pulls Cahaya's hair//

Cahaya: Thanks for being gentle, Tanah.

Petir: //scoffs//

Daun: They hit him with the folding chair

Petir: //literally smashes the folding chair at Cahaya//

Cahaya: OW! GENTLE, PIKACHU!

Daun: His mother asked,

Tanah: Where is Api?

Daun: The lion answered,

Cahaya: I don't care!

Daun: His father said,

Petir: Api's in there! //uses his lightning blade while pinpointing at Cahaya//

Cahaya: !!!

Daun: They rushed the lion into town.

Tanah: //carries the bed with Cahaya (with Api inside the blanket) all by himself and rushed towards the hospital//

Daun: The doctor shook him up and down

Air (the doctor): //shakes Cahaya up and down violently//

Cahaya: Why does everyone want to torture me? //feels like he's going to throw up because he's hanging upside down//

Daun: And when the lion gave a roar,

Cahaya: //pushed Api from the blanket//

Api: Ow, hey!

Daun: Api fell out upon the floor. He rubbed his eyes and scratched his head. And laughed because he wasn't dead. His mother cried and held him tight. His father asked,

Petir: Are you alright?

Daun: Api said

Api: I am feeling fine. Please take me home, it's half past nine

Daun: The lion said,

Cahaya: If you would care, to climb on me, I'll take you there

Daun: Then everyone looked at Api. Who shouted

Api: Yes, indeed, I care!

Daun: The lion took them home to rest

Tanah, Petir & Api: //rides behind Cahaya's back//

Petir: //kicks him in the side// Gidiyap!

Cahaya: Oi! I'm not a freaking horse!

Tanah: You guys... ^^ 💢

Daun: And stayed on as a weekend guest. The moral of Api is,

All: Care!

Angin: //pops the party popper// Oh yeah-

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Song: Pierre by Carole King

Lolz, grade 3 memories tho...uwu