1.
Gristle: My dad was right. I will never, ever, NEVER, EVER, NEVER be happy. *Lays down* Never.
Chef: Never say never *Jumps up from behind a plant*
Gristle: AAAH! CHEF, where did you come from!? My dad banished you from Bergen town 20 years ago!
Gristle: Have you been standing behind that plant this whole time?
Chef: Well yes, I built my home there and the leafs are very good to make tea out of- bUt ThAt Is bEsIdE tHe PoInT. I found tRoLlS-

2.
Bergens: *Looks depressed af*
Poppy: Wow, they look as miserable as you..
Branch: wOW, THANKS. It is nice that you rub it in my face princess -_-

3.
Cloud Guy: One of the tunnels lead to Bergen town, and the others to a certain death, death, death..
Poppy: Can u show us which way to go?
Cloud Guy: U bEt
Poppy: GREAT :D
Branch: Poppy, I don't think we should trust him.
Poppy: Why?
Branch: oh Idk... CAN'T U SEE HE LOOKS HIGH AF!? LOOK AT HIM! HE CAN'T EVEN BLINK PROPERLY, AND FORGOT SHOES, AND APPARENTLY HE HAS BEEN STALKING US CUZ HE KNEW WE WERE HERE AND DIDN'T SHOW HIMSELF UNTIL NOW-
Poppy: ......bUtT hE sAyS hE kNoWs-
Branch: DHUCSHISFHIFSJIJK. WHY U NOT LISTENING TO MEH WOMAN-
Cloud guy: Aah, young love.

3.
Poppy: On easter we search for eggs and get candy from a bunny.
Branch: So we search for unborn trolls and if we don't find them they will be forgotten and become wild Tarzan babies that gets raised by Cuddle pups, and why trust a random bunny that gives away candy, that is kinda sus.
Poppy: .....This is why you need to go to therapy Branch-

4.
Josjos: This still keeps me up at night. When Bridget and Gristle were going rollerskating they danced to a very well sung song, so, was this song made by a bergen or had the bergens recorded a troll singing this before they fled away from Bergen town? Cuz they said bergens couldn't sing, but Bridget were good at it-
I don't need sleep. I NEED ANSWERES

5.
Poppy: Let's go save our friends! How hard could it be?
Branch: You want me to make a list of all the possible ways we could die?

6.
Biggie: They put Creek in a taco.
Cooper: It was horrible
Branch: So they have such things as tacos and they still can't manage to become happy? Well if I would have to die by getting eaten then I would have loved to be in a taco. Creek should be thankful he didn't get eaten from a plate of moldy cheese. Even though he would've deserved that better than the taco-
Every troll: -_-
Josjos: 👏👏👏

7.
Barnabas/ Barnebis: I would have eaten my owner if he wasn't so fat
Gristle: What?
Barnabas/ Barnebis: PH PHAT-

19/2/2021