That moment when you find all the cuss words in Italian so you can be Romano~

You: Yay!! I can speak cuss words in Italian now!! Gets your Romano cosplay on

Friend: Why you learning Italian?

You: Because I'm secretly ROMANO.

Friend: laughs okay nice dreams kid!!

You: What!? Cazzo!! I am Romano!! You ba*****o!! Gets tomatoes and ready to throw them

Friend: Woah Woah....Don't Italian cuss me!! Gets potatoes to throw

You: DIE YOU POTATO BA*****O!!!
throws the tomatoes TOMATO FIIIGHT!!!

Friend: DIEEE!!!! throws potatoes
POTATO FIIIGHT!!!!

Eventually the whole world went cabloom!! X3 And everyone went bye~bye!! Ve~ Remember kids never fight Romano in a tomato fight~