Me sneaking up on Romano to touch his curl

Me: Must. Touch. Curl.

Romano: not suspecting anything

Me: Almost....there.

Author magically appears

Author: sighs You did not read my advice book! Advice #1 spacifly said not to touch the Italians curls!! Romano will start WW3 if you do!!

Me: Oh?

Author: Trust me!! It's a super bad idea!!

Romano: still not suspecting a thing

Me: sighs But I wanna disobey the ru-

Author: "I give myself very good advice and I'm very solom to follow it," that is what Alice said in Disney's Alice in Wonderland and that explains you right now. What ever you do do not touch that curl!!

Me: sighs fiiine...I won't touch it!!

Author: Thank you~ My work here is done.

Me: I was this close though... this close!! Groans

Author: What? I'm just trying to save your life!! Be grateful, Peter Pan!!

Me: Don't call me Peter Pan!!

Author: Fine...I'll be gone. Adieu~

Author disappears out of thin air