How I buy my art supplies:
Mom: here how about you buy some art supplies
Me: what? Okay what's my budget
Mom: just buy whatever
Me: you expect me to just buy without a budget? No I need a budget I ain't buying recklessly

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Aunt: So what do you want for your birthday?
Me: just buy me a sketchpad
*the day of my birthday*
Aunt: here you go! *hands me an expensive dress*
Me:h-how...how m-much is t-this?
Aunt:Only 1,000-
Me: 1,000!?!?

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Me to my cousins: Alright listen up you little shits
Me to my brother: Not you sweetie your a tressure and were glad that your here

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My cousin when they see me chatting with a guy: hey~ who are you chatting with?
Me: uh, a friend
My cousin: Hey uncle C/N has a boyfriend!!!

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