"Another story I heard about myself,this one happened back in highschool,We had this teacher,who's kid went to our Highschool." Xena said.

"His name was The Scarlet King,and his daughter Rosie went to our Highschool."

"She was a sophomore,when I was a senior,so 2 years behind me.
And The Scarlet King was an a*s hole."

"One night,he and his 7 wives decided to leave town,which you should never do,if you're an a*shole."

"And then Rosie decided to throw a party,at the Scarlet King's house,horray!"

"Everyone around town heard about it,and we all got up individually and went:okay,let's go over there,and destroy the place."

"I walked into this party,and everyone I had ever met was there,and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world."

"People were drinking like it was the Civil War and people were coming to saw our legs off. We were totally unsupervised,it was like dogs,without horses,we were running wild!"

"I walk down to the basement,they had this pool table in the basement,one dude took a running start and broke it IN HALF."

"Another kid,found out which room was the Scarlet King's and went upstairs and took a SH*T on his computer."

"So the party was going great."

"I'm standing in the basement,holding a red cup,you've seen movies,and I'm standing there,and I'm starting to black out,and I guess some this said,"Something,Something,Police!"

"And in a brilliant moment,of word association,I yelled,'F*ck da Police! F*ck da Police!'. And everyone joined in. A 100,drunk,Animatronics and Humans,Yelling 'F*ck da Police!' With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore,you know that Like: 'I've served my nickle you come and take me!' Confidence,but drunk Animatronics and Humans."

"The reason why someone had said,Something,Something,Police! Was because the Police were there. So a Michigan state Police officer walks down the stairs,and gets to the bottom in the basement,looking out over a sea of Drunk Animatronics and people,yelling F*ck da Police,in his face!"

"....and he was almost impressed! He was like,Wow.....and them he leaned into his Walkie Talkie and went: 'Get the Paddy Wagon.'

"And my friend Toy Freddy,who is now a father,this man now has a baby,he grabbed a 40,smashed it on the ground and yelled: 'SCATTER!' And we all ran in different directions."

We all ran in different directions! It was like that scene in Rataouille,when the humans come in the kitchen,and all the rats go in different ways,we all ran in different directions!"

"I ran into the laundry room,and I jumped up onto a washing machine,and I climbed through a window into the back yard,and now I'm running through the back yard and there's this big chain link fence,and I thought: 'I've never climbed a fence that high before!....and I woke up at home."

"On Monday,I went to school,because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the school building,and who do I see,but Rosie."

"And she says to me: 'Hey,were you at my party in Saturday?' And I said: 'No.' You know,Like a liar. 'Things got really out of hand.....Someone broke the Pool table....Someone took a duce on my dad's computer....' 'But the worst thing,' She says,'Is that someone stole these old  Antique photos of my great grandparents,and my dad's freaking out about it.' And then I had that thought...that only black out drunks,and Florida men can have."

"Did.....Did I do that?"

"I figured no,I wouldn't have done that...but was never sure,Until,2 months later."

"Relax."

"I'm playing Video games with this dude named Foxy,2 months later,We've graduated by now."

(Creator/Me: In this house we stan long haired Foxy-)

"We're playing Video games for a couple hours,and then Foxy says to me:'Hey,Come here. I want to show you something.'"

"He then takes me into his room,and then takes me into a side room,off of his room. Never a good thing to have."

"He then shows me,a tiny little room,lined wall to wall with stolen  antique photos from people's parties hes been to over the years."

"And I said:'Why? Why do you do this!?'"

"And Foxy said: 'Because it's the one thing you can't replace.'"