You scratch your back, I back away very slowly and stare at you because you're invading my personal space.

If life gives you lemons, go find a bad person and squeeze the lemon juice in their eyes. After you find out why they're bad that is.

Not many things that literally cost you an arm and a leg are worth it. Not unless you can regrow limbs, or are a being made of energy who does not need a physical form.

If someone tells you to look behind you, because of the possibility that there is something there, do it. If they smack you in the face when you turn back around, then you weren't prepared enough.

It is perfectly logical to think that there is a boogeyman. There is a phenomenon known as the talpa effect. This state's that if enough people believe in something, usually a mythical something, then it will pop into existence, and act exactly as it is supposed to. So, try not to believe in movie monsters too much.

Take no chances with using a warp drive. There is the possibility that you will have an accelerated rate of aging.

If there is horde of man eating monsters behind you, and you're running with a group of people, trip the guy who has contributed the least. Pretty much, the guy who sits on the couch eating chips all day.

If you keep losing in dodge ball, and the ball keeps hitting your face, just know that your face muscles are becoming stronger.

If you understood any of this, good job. If you didn't, good job. GOOD BY!!!!!!!!!!!