Haha, I'm just kidding. I already knew the meaning of life. The real reason I made this entry is because I was tagged be Moonshade to state some facts. I must state thirteen things about myself, and if I refuse, I must take an ugly selfie of myself. Because I like these sorts of things, and would rather keep my identity a secret, I will state the thirteen facts.

1. I am a huge fan of all things related to Kaiju, so Godzilla, Gamera, Pacific Rim, Ultraman, etc.

2. I have planned out pretty much every story I'd like to write at the time. The only problem is that I have a ridiculously busy life and family, and once in a while I go into a state of laziness.

3. I've always wanted to be reincarnated as an intelligent tardigrade(water bear). Don't even get me started on how unbelievably over powered these things are, not to mention that they can swap genetic information with other living things, which is why they are so hard to kill. I'd hate to have to deal with an intelligent one, even if it is microscopic. Who knows, maby it'll be able to swap some DNA that'll make it grow faster.

4. I've always wanted a pet tortoise. It's a reptile, it has a strong defensive shell, it's slow enough to catch up to, and it eats lettuce. That's a lot of the things I'd want in a pet. That last one so it doesn't think about eating me in my sleep.

5. I previously wanted to be a cryptozoologist. Then I figured out that it's more like a hobby. Oh well.

6. I can go without blinking for at least ten minutes.

7. I can hold my breath for two minutes.

8. I would like to become a successful chapter book making author.

9. I like cats more than dogs.

10. In the Last of Us, if I had to choose between a cure for the disease, or Ellie, I would choose Ellie. The apocolypse brings out the best, and the worst in people, and since most of the people in it seem to be real jerks, I would rather root for Ellie and her friends/aqantinces.

11. I plan on living to the age of a hundred.

12. I'm hoping the steady state theory of the universe is true. I quite like the universe, and I'd like it to go on forever, before I am reincarnated as a large apocolypse creating planet buster.

13. If I had a super power, I would want it to be shapeshifting.

That is all. BYE!!!