FUNNY STORIES W DALVIE (PART IDK)

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so it's like one am right now and I KNOW I NEED SLEEP but it's cuz i just turned in a crap essay ahahah

ok soO

FUNNY STORY

(this is the extended one from the one on my message board)

so today i had rehearsal right

and my mother is in china because my great grandma died T-T and so yeah she's over there ANYWAYS

on tuesdays my dad takes my bro to basketball practice and i go to rehearsal and then when i come back, usually my mom opens the door cuz she's home

HOWEVERRRRR she wasn't home today lmao and before she left, she told me to take my house key ok ok are you following this story

so

dalvie being dalvie

i was in my friend's car coming back from rehearsal and all of a sudden in my mind i went: OH MY GOD I DONT HAVE MY HOUSE KEY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT but like i didn't say anything lmao idk why

and so her mom dropped me off and then just drive off which was kinda rude like aren't you supposed to wait until the child goes inside the house??? anyways so i was outside my door in the 40 degree (Fahrenheit) weather in my rehearsal clothes (yoga pants and jazz shoes ahhH) but thanK GOD I WORE ANOTHER LAYER UNDER MY TSHIRT

so i called my dad lmao and i tried to open the door through our little mail slot thing anyways my bro does it cuz his hand is tiny but mine didn't fit RIP

so i was like "dad...i can't get in" and he was like "ok dalvie go to the backyard and try to lift the glass door into my bedroom and get inside" and i was like "ok...." and so i tried to lift this glass door like ok i tried

in this time, i had my dad on speakerphone ahaha but it was like 8 at night lmao and so i'm pretty sure my neighbors thought i was robber lmaooooooo

anyways so i was like "dad i can't get it open.." and he was like" *sigh* ok just call someone to pick you up until i get back"

and i was idk ughhhHHH I HAVE HOMEWORK and i kinda debated about smashing a window but then decided against that

so i called up my college friend ahah (thank goodness for them amiright) and i was like "SOOOO HEYYY AWKWARD QUESTION BUUT IM LOCKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE?? CAN YOU PICK ME UP AND CAN I STAY WITH YOU FOR LIKE AN HOURRR THAAAANKKSSS" and she was like "oh! uh ok sure!"

turns out she had worship practice for this huge meeting anyways so she picked me up thank goodness because it was frEEZING (and i was texting my friends throughout this ahaha they all laughed at me rip) and so i went to her worship practice and just sat in the corner huddled in my sweatshirt and texting ahaha

but then so mANY PEOPLE SHOWED UP AND I WAS LIKE AH STRESS STRESS

and finally my father and bro came to pick me up and omg i was so hungry and dead

STORY END

and yes that is why i finished my essay so late at night doNT JUDGE ME

oh god i need to wake up at like 6:45 tomorrow morning great

ALRIGHT

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