~A/N~

Regarding the Naruto fanfic I mentioned in the last chapter, I have decided just to post the Preface on this work and finish off the rest of the small story on a seperate work with about 7 chapters excluding the Preface. Enjoy!

^ PBJ_sandwich ^

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~Naruto's POV~

Oh. My. God.

I stared at their smothered faces and burst into a fit of laughter. That plan was awesome! Look at them! Ketchup is all over them!

Wait a minute. I paused and looked up, a tear slipping from my eye after laughing so hard.

The two older boys glared at me, their eyes going wide with anger-

Is it just me, or did the ketchup on their face just get redder?

Run, you idiot! They're going to kill you, then cook you.... a-and then EAT you!!!

I bolted away and felt them start running, too. I turned my head... they're so close!! Since when could those fat kids run faster than me, a ninja? Hmph.

Quickly, I dodged them and changed path onto a more narrow pathway.

Oooooh, I have an idea.

They're going to come after me again soon. In a few minutes probably...

I made the suitable hand-sign for the jutsu and poof, my secret weapon had been put to use! Once again, the Sexy Jutsu was going to win the game! Believe it!

I heard footsteps not far behind me, undoubtedly the two fat kids I had pranked- well, I must say.

I giggled my signature giggle, just for the Sexy Jutsu and winked at them as they approached me, panting and red in the face- or maybe it's just the ketchup, but still.

For a moment, they just paused, confused, and then they started to drool like hungry dogs. Typical.

I felt a bit sick from the way they were looking at me- I never got used to the reactions.

But nonetheless, I continued my act. It must have been the longest time I'd had to keep the Sexy Jutsu on- those boys were older and younger than my usual victims. Oh, God. Teenagers.

But, finally, I chased them away. With that, I let go of my control on the jutsu and made my way back down the pathway. I caught loads of other people, mostly the guys, staring at me. Hah, they must be jealous. I bet they couldn't do what I did. Believe it!

As soon as I got home, I tumbled into bed, not bothering to change or get washed up- I was tired from all the running and I was pretty sure I had used way too much of my chakra.

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~A/N~

This is a very light-hearted work, so I won't sound THAT sophisticated, though I will try hard to be as informal (I mean, hello?? Naruto's personality!!) as possible and at the same time, make sense.