So, I got this idea for an interview from Skin's work- DDT- which I've mentioned about before. You should go check it out NOW if you haven't because it's honestly just awesome. Her account~ SoullessSkin

This part is also dedicated to her :))

[ btw i'm just doing interviews when i can't be bothered to write a rant ]

How this is gonna work ~ The interviewer(s) is named either Kyle or Kylie, depending on who's hosting that specific interview. The show is called TheKyls and is hosted by both Kyle and Kylie on various occasions. The people being interviewed could be anyone (and I mean anyone) from my imagination or from reality or from somewhere else. Kyle is a guy, Kylie is a girl. Think of them as immortals (or something other than human beings) cuz I imagine them to be of a more superior sort of existance in contrast to the human race. Any other doubts will be cleared once I've gotten the first interview over with.

WARNING: May be offensive, rude, insulting and degrading of certain kinds of people and whateves. Do NOT read if you are easily offended, or if you are going to get offended by any level of criticism. This work/part is not purposefully offensive towards anybody or anything.

*Also, I've limited my use of bold, italic, and underlined font because it's too much work for me and it gives more time for my ideas to wear away. :)

:|:  PBJ  :|:

\\// TheKyls \\//

Guest || Romance Author

Kyle: Hey, there... what's your name?

Guest: Judy.

Kyle: Last name?

Guest: Mae. Judy Mae. May I ask a question?

Kyle: No. I am the interviewer, you are the guest. The interviewer asks, the guest answers. Let's both stick to the setup so as to avoid any mishaps.

Guest: ... okay.

Kyle: So, Judy, I have chosen you for this interview specifically because you're the type of Romantic Author that I very much despise.

Guest: Why do you-

Kyle: Now, on with the questions. Why do you write so much about physical attraction, yet very little about emotional?

Guest: I do not write only about physical attraction!

Kyle: You didn't answer my question.

Guest: *sighs* Physical attraction is... what I like to write about...?

Kyle: Why?

Guest: It's fun.

Kyle: Why don't you write about love without the... erm... extreme physical attractions?

Guest: You mean se-

Kyle: No questions. Answer the question I asked.

Guest: I do write about the emotional aspects in a relationship, too, though.

Kyle: Well, you don't convey those aspects very efficiently, I must point out. The magnitude of your stories consist of works that are made of 90%... erm... sexual intercourse, 9% plot, with 1% emotions. Why don't you write something with a deep, intriguing plot? Something that makes the reader wonder, rather than absorb to the point where they then squirm with discomfort?

Guest: I don't know, really. I'm a different type of writer, I dwell less on the emotions and-

Kyle: You don't make sense. On to the next question... do you believe you are a good author?

Guest: Yes, I do. I have many readers and I have completed many works. People like what I do.

Kyle: Well, then. News flash, Judy, people may read, but that does not mean you are a good author. In fact, you are a fake, a cheat, a dirty-minded piece of shat that lives in the gutters and dwells on dirt.

Guest: How dare you?! I am not-

Kyle: Next question. Do you write in any genre other than Romance?

Guest: Well... uhm... no, not exactly. But-

Kyle: Point proven. You are not creative, therefore you cannot write in any other genre other than what people call Romance, but what people should call dirt.

Guest: I don't like this show. I don't like you. I don't like this interview. I'm leaving. *gets up*

Kyle: Wait! One more question before you go.

Guest: What?

Kyle: Do you like pizza?

Guest: No. I eat only salad. *walks away*

Kyle: No wonder! You are a disgrace to humanity, Judy. A disgrace! *huffs* Alright, peeps, that's the end of this interview. See you in a few!

*theme song of some sort*

Kyle & Kylie: The Kyls, out!

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