life of a desert dweller

Morning-

Me: *wakes up to heat* I hate the desert....

Noon-

Friend: *getting sunburned*

Me: didn't you put sun screen?

Friend: yeah but it evaporated.

Evening-

Me: hopefully tomorrow won't be  hotter than toda- *checks weather broadcast*

Weatherman: and for the rest of the week it will be over 113°.

Me: you know what.... Fuck it I'm going to bed. *crawls into bed*

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