You know today will be insane when you see a chocolate chip cookie in the floor.

This is what happen-

Me: is that a cookie? *points at obvious cookie*

Teacher: no it's a camera. *points at obvious cookie*

Me: but it's a cookie. *points harder at cookie*

T: no it's a camera! *points at cookie?*

Me: but it a co- *the cookie moved* -okie? *still pointing at not obvious cookie*

T: told you it was a camera.

Me: *thinks* "it's still a cookie"

Yeah so that's how this morning went....

Why do I get stuck with all the craziness???