*it's extremely cloudy and windy*

Everyone at school: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! *running around like chickens with their heads chopped off*

Me: *sighs* how do I fix this?

Everyone: YOU CANT FIX THIS!!!

me: yes I can. *pulls out chainsaw(I wish)*

Lunch is crazy this time and it looks like it'll rain which will make things even more insane. Hey at least it gives me something to write about.