2nd period

Crazy Teacher: Today class! We will have a sword fight for homework passes!

Class: what's the catch?!

CT: you have to beat me!!!!

Class: *horrified look*

Me: I'll pass.

Friend: I'll go!

CT: great! Attack!!!!

Friend won duel

CT: you are the best swordsman...

Friend: I know! HAHAHAHA!!!

Me: what just happened????

That's about it