Let's start this mess

Professor Apple: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that.
Damien: Oh, you've been?
Prof. Apple:Once, in Monopoly.

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Damien: I've already sent good vibes your way, they're coming. There's nothing you can do.
Livia: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Livia: Um, Professor, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Prof. Apple: We need money!
Livia: You're scamming him?
Prof. Apple: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Livia: What?! No way!
Prof. Apple: Why not? We already stole Damien!
Damien: Hey guys
Livia: No, we didn't. Damien can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Damien: I wanna steal

---BEEP---

Damien, to Prof. Apple: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Prof. Apple, motioning to herself and Livia: No no no no no, TWO idiots

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Damien: What do you think Professor. Apple will do for a distraction?
Livia: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Livia: ... or they could do that.

---BEEP---

Livia: Tell Damien about the birds and the bees.
Prof. Apple: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

---BEEP---

Livia: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Prof. Apple, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Ahh this was fun