YEEY
This will include Jasper, Saffron, Ruby, Neoma, and Narkissos

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Neoma: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Narkissos: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Ruby: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Jasper: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Saffron: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Jasper: I’m an idiot.
Ruby:
Saffron:
Neoma:
Narkissos:
Jasper:
Ruby: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Saffron: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Neoma: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Narkissos: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Ruby: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Jasper: My moral code, is that you?
Saffron:
Saffron: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Narkissos: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ruby: 'Prettiest Smile'
Saffron: 'Nicest Personality'
Jasper: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Neoma: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Ruby: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Jasper, who didn't care but wanted to cause destruction: Several traffic violations.
Neoma: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Narkissos: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Saffron: Also, that’s not our car.

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Narkissos: What does 'take out' mean?
Neoma: Food.
Saffron: Dating
Jasper: Murder
Ruby: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Ruby: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Saffron: ... Your what?
Ruby: My friends.
Neoma: Are they saying “friends”?
Narkissos: I think they're being sarcastic.
Jasper: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ruby! All of your friends are in this room.
Ruby: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Narkissos: Nothing in life is free.
Saffron: Love is free!
Neoma: Adventure is free.
Ruby: Knowledge is free.
Jasper: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Narkissos: What’s something you guys are better than Saffron at?
Ruby: Mario Kart.
Neoma: Yeah, video games.
Jasper: Emotional vulnerability.

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Saffron: You kidnapped Neoma? That’s illegal!
Narkissos: But Person A, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Neoma, or destroying our dreams?
Person A: Kidnapping Neoma, Nar!!!
Ruby: Saffron, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Saffron: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Ruby: To work together!
Saffron: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Jasper: Saffron, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Narkissos: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jasper will and will not eat.
Ruby: Grass? Yes!
Narkissos: Moss? Yes!!
Ruby: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Narkissos: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ruby: Worms? Sometimes!
Narkissos: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ruby: Twigs? Usually!
Narkissos: Neoma's cooking? Inconclusive!
Saffron: How did you… test this?
Narkissos: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Saffron: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Neoma: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Saffron, trying to convince Jasper to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Narkissos: And loud!
Neoma: And grumpy!
Ruby: And oblivious to reality!
Jasper:

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Saffron: Anyone d-
Narkissos: Depressed?
Neoma: Drained?
Jasper: Dumb?
Ruby: Disliked?
Saffron: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Saffron: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Narkissos: Rude.
Neoma: That’s fair.
Ruby: Not again.
Jasper: Are you going to want this back?

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Saffron: You're a loose cannon, Neoma.
Neoma: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Narkissos: I think you play by your own rules.
Ruby: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Saffron: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Neoma: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Jasper is a loose cannon.
Jasper: *smashes a chair*

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Saffron: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Narkissos: Have everyone stand.
Ruby: Bring three more chairs!
Jasper, wanting to make sure Ruby knows that Ruby is not important: The most important ones can sit down.
Neoma: Kill three.

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Jasper: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Narkissos: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ruby: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Neoma: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Saffron: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Saffron: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ruby: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Neoma: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Jasper: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ruby: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Neoma: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Jasper: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Narkissos, annoyed: You are disappointments

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(Running low on the Five people so Four now)
Narkissos: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Neoma: Put spaghetti in it.
Narkissos: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Jasper: Put spaghetti in it.
Narkissos: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Ruby, amused: Put spaghetti in it.
Narkissos: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Ruby: *Gently taps table*
Jasper: *Taps back*
Neoma: What are they doing?
Saffron: Morse code.
Ruby: *Aggressively taps table*
Jasper: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Neoma: Why is Ruby so sad?
Saffron: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Neoma: And...?
Saffron: They got Jasper.

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Saffron: Dammit, Jasper!
Jasper: What?! It wasn’t me!
Saffron: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Neoma!
Neoma: Not me either.
Saffron: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Ruby: *whistles*

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Narkissos: You know those things will kill you, right?
Jasper, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Ruby, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Neoma: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Neoma: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jasper: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Neoma: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING RUBY WITH ME
Saffron, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Saffron, about Neoma: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Jasper: Are we stealing them?
Narkissos: New or used?
Saffron: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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That was all! I had fun making the chaos!