THIS INCLUDES ALL OF THEM INTERACTING SO LET THE CHAOS COMMENCE

Cover is Coffee Kid From Encanto

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Elliot: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Damien: ...I did. I broke it.
Elliot: No. No you didn't. Willow?
Willow: Don't look at me. Look at Professor Apple.
Professor Apple: What?! I didn't break it.
Willlow: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Professor Apple: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Willow: Suspicious.
Prof. Apple: No, it's not!
William: If it matters, probably not, but Jasper was the last one to use it.
Jasper: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
William: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jasper: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, William!
Damien: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Person A.
Ellilot: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
William: Elliot... Willow's been awfully quiet.
Willlw: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Elliot, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Elliot: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Elliot:
Elliot: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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*The squad is over at Jasper's house*
Damien: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Jasper: ... N-No...
Jasper, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Damien, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
William: I see a-
Jasper, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Damien: Oh, well I-
Jasper: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Jasper, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Professor Apple: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Elliot: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Jasper: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Jasper: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Jasper, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Jasper: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Willow, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Person A:
William: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Jasper:
Jasper, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Damien: Hewwo.
Willow: Hihiiiiii!
William: Greetings, Humans.
Elliot: Three kinds of people.
Damien: I want pudding.
Professor Apple: Four kinds of people.
Jasper: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Elliot: Five kinds of people.

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William: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Willow: Rude.
Professor Apple: That’s fair.
Elliot: Not again.
Jasper: Are you going to want this back?

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Elliot: Good morning.
William: Good morning.
Damien: Good morning.
Willow: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jasper: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Caleb: *Screams*
Rin: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Saffron: Should we do something?!
Livia, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Livia, about Saffron: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Rin: Are we stealing them?
Caleb: New or used?
Livia: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Caleb, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Saffron, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Rin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Livia, trembling: What are we playing

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Livia, banging on the door: Caleb! Open up!
Caleb: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Saffron: No, they meant-
Rin: Let them finish.

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Saffron: I think we're missing something.
Caleb: Teamwork?
Rin: Cohesion?
Livia: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Caleb: Shit.
Livia: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Rin: OH MY GOD SAFFRON FELL OFF!!!

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Clyde: You have to apologize to Skipper
Ruby: Fine.
Ruby: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Clyde: I trust Ruby.
Skipper: You think they know what they're doing?
Clyde: I wouldn't go that far.

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Ruby: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Skipper: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ruby: Yes!
Clyde: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Clyde, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Ruby, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Skipper: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Clyde: playing systemic oppression

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Clyde: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Ruby: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Skipper: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Clyde: I know you snuck out last night, Ruby.
Skipper: Play dumb!
Ruby: Who's Ruby?
Skipper: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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And these, my dear readers are fun to do. The groups made of my favorite characters(Minus Puppy) in this are;

Be Idiots, Do Crime:
Jasper, William, Willow, Professor Apple, Damien, and Elliot(Why is Damien and Elliot there cause yes)

How did this happen:
Livia, Caleb, Saffron, and Rin

The Smart but still Dumb:
Ruby, Skipper, and Clyde

I'm proud of all of this.