The Great Gods' Council #1

Zeus: Okay, people, today we will be discussing the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.

Aphrodite: OMG! PERCABETH! *wears Percabeth t-shirt* I totally support!

Athena: No, I do not. It would seems unwise for the future of both my daughter and Poseidon's son. Because, mainly, he is so big-headed.

Poseidon: Hey! How dare you call my son big-headed?!

Aphrodite: *sobs* They are such a roma-a-antic coup-p-ple...

Ares: How dare you make my Aphrodite cry, Owl Girl?!

Zeus: SILENCE, YOU BRATS!

Hades: You being the leader of us all.

Zeus: Whatever. I'll ask the ladies' side first. Hera?

Hera: No. Because Annabeth will be happy if their relationship continues. And I hate her guts.

Athena: Thank you, Lady Hera. Wait... WHY DO YOU HATE MY DAUGHTER YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIP!!!!!

Zeus: Demeter?

Demeter: As long as they prepare me a huge box of cereal for a wedding gift, I'll accept their relationship.

Zeus: *rolls eyes* Hestia?

Hestia: I.. er... *looks desperately at Olympians* No comment.

Zeus: Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: YES! YES! *waves Percabeth flag* Percy is gonna be such a goooooood husband, unless some others I know. *cough Hephaestus cough*

Zeus: Artemis?

Artemis: I cannot comment, Father Zeus, as I know nothing of love. But Percy is a noble man, and I trust him with Annabeth.

Poseidon: Thank YOU!

Zeus: Athena?

Athena: No.

Apollo: Ooh, Grumpy Cat! It's a meme, by the way.

Zeus: Okay, continue! Poseidon?

Poseidon: Of course! Percy is a good boy, aren't you, son?

Percy: Er... Dad...

Poseidon: I love him to bits!

Apollo: Dude, chill. My answer is yes, by the way!

Zeus: Wait for your turn to speak! Now I will ask you: Apollo?

Apollo: STOP EVERYTHING! I feel a haiku coming on!

It is the meeting
We discuss 'bout Percabeth
I am so awesome

Zeus: Apollo?

Apollo:

I agree, Father!
I will come to their wedding!
'Cuz I am so cool.

Geez.

Zeus: *sigh* Hephaestus?

Hephaestus: No comment.

Zeus: Ares?

Ares: N-

Aphrodite: PLEASE, BABE!

Ares: Fine, babe. Just for you. *blows kiss*

Aphrodite: YAYYYYYYYYYYY! *passes Percabeth merchandise around*

Zeus: Diony-

Dionysus: No.

Zeus: I say, no comment from me.

Zeus: After counting our votes, I can safely say that the majority of us agreed on Percy and Annabeth's relationship to continue.

Aphrodite: Yay!

Poseidon: Double yay!

Athena: Father, consider carefully...

Zeus: LET'S PARTY!!!!!!

Percy: Worst.

Annabeth: Annual.

Percy: Council.

Annabeth: Meeting.

Both: EVER!!

Hades: Hey! You forgot to ask me!

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