The Great Gods' Council #1
Zeus: Okay, people, today we will be discussing the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.
Aphrodite: OMG! PERCABETH! *wears Percabeth t-shirt* I totally support!
Athena: No, I do not. It would seems unwise for the future of both my daughter and Poseidon's son. Because, mainly, he is so big-headed.
Poseidon: Hey! How dare you call my son big-headed?!
Aphrodite: *sobs* They are such a roma-a-antic coup-p-ple...
Ares: How dare you make my Aphrodite cry, Owl Girl?!
Zeus: SILENCE, YOU BRATS!
Hades: You being the leader of us all.
Zeus: Whatever. I'll ask the ladies' side first. Hera?
Hera: No. Because Annabeth will be happy if their relationship continues. And I hate her guts.
Athena: Thank you, Lady Hera. Wait... WHY DO YOU HATE MY DAUGHTER YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIP!!!!!
Zeus: Demeter?
Demeter: As long as they prepare me a huge box of cereal for a wedding gift, I'll accept their relationship.
Zeus: *rolls eyes* Hestia?
Hestia: I.. er... *looks desperately at Olympians* No comment.
Zeus: Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: YES! YES! *waves Percabeth flag* Percy is gonna be such a goooooood husband, unless some others I know. *cough Hephaestus cough*
Zeus: Artemis?
Artemis: I cannot comment, Father Zeus, as I know nothing of love. But Percy is a noble man, and I trust him with Annabeth.
Poseidon: Thank YOU!
Zeus: Athena?
Athena: No.
Apollo: Ooh, Grumpy Cat! It's a meme, by the way.
Zeus: Okay, continue! Poseidon?
Poseidon: Of course! Percy is a good boy, aren't you, son?
Percy: Er... Dad...
Poseidon: I love him to bits!
Apollo: Dude, chill. My answer is yes, by the way!
Zeus: Wait for your turn to speak! Now I will ask you: Apollo?
Apollo: STOP EVERYTHING! I feel a haiku coming on!
It is the meeting
We discuss 'bout Percabeth
I am so awesome
Zeus: Apollo?
Apollo:
I agree, Father!
I will come to their wedding!
'Cuz I am so cool.
Geez.
Zeus: *sigh* Hephaestus?
Hephaestus: No comment.
Zeus: Ares?
Ares: N-
Aphrodite: PLEASE, BABE!
Ares: Fine, babe. Just for you. *blows kiss*
Aphrodite: YAYYYYYYYYYYY! *passes Percabeth merchandise around*
Zeus: Diony-
Dionysus: No.
Zeus: I say, no comment from me.
Zeus: After counting our votes, I can safely say that the majority of us agreed on Percy and Annabeth's relationship to continue.
Aphrodite: Yay!
Poseidon: Double yay!
Athena: Father, consider carefully...
Zeus: LET'S PARTY!!!!!!
Percy: Worst.
Annabeth: Annual.
Percy: Council.
Annabeth: Meeting.
Both: EVER!!
Hades: Hey! You forgot to ask me!
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