I'm at a restaurant and on those really long couch seats that spread across half the nation.

THERE'S A TINY COCKROACH.

Scuttling across the seat.

Coming towards my direction.

So I leaned down, blew in its direction and it ran away at ultra speed to the opposite direction. 

I never had the heart to warn that person over there.

I swear there's a special place in hell reserved just for me.