Okay, today at math, we were doing a group project.

One of my friends couldn't open her glue so I tried to get it to open and the whole thing just went pop.

I had glue all over my uniform, my hair, and some went into my eye as well. Wailing, I marched out of the classroom (the teacher didn't notice) and went to the toilets.

I tried to rinse my eye, and thank GOD that the school nurse was very conveniently there. She helped me wash (technically, she told me what to do) my eye, which was really starting to sting. When I looked up, my eye was RED. THE WHOLE THING.

In the end, I got sent to the sick room and held a towel over my eye. When my eye felt better, it was the end of the lesson, so I just went back up.

Whoops. It was raining and the way to the stairs were unsheltered.

By the time I was back, I was single-eyed, damp and glue-covered. (Not my whole body. Just a couple of stains here and there.)

I begged the next teacher to let me use the toilet to clean up, and when she asked why, I said, "Glue explosion..." and she sighed and said, "Go." (I was resisting the urge to reply, "To open the Chamber of Secrets.")

Conclusion: Glues hate me :(.