So, I recently fell in love with Taylor Swift's Sneaky Cat Keds.

I asked my mom if I could have it. I mean, it's totes expensive.

But there was a store that sold Keds that had a discount. I told my mom that too.

She's like, "If you behave in Grade Seven, I'll get it for you for Christmas."

If you know me, then you know I'm impatient. I said, "Please Mom, I can pay for it with my allowance." She's replied, "Well you shouldn't pay for your own Christmas present should you?"

SHE THOUGHT I WANTED IT FOR CHRISTMAS.

NO NO NO NO NO.

I can't wait that long. Please.

TELL ME HOW I COULD TALK ROUND MUMMY.