Two among us fight to death. ONESHOT fanfiction

SHORT DISCLAIMER:[Among Us belongs to Innersloth. This Oneshot fanfic was made for entertainment values only and not for money. I was just inspired to make this cause i like the game and i wanted to put my fan characters in action. Also this fanfic is only in English language. Thanks for reading the disclaimer and hope you all will have a nice day/night]

- So...This is how our journey ends my dark-green friend.

Said impostor with a bright yellow(banana) colour and a banana on top of his head. He wagged his big drooling tongue. In his left hand he held a knife really tight. On the other side of hall was a dark-green crewmate with a green fedora. He didn't move a muscle. Banana colored opponent asked:

- What? Are you too afraid to approach me? OGÓREK?!

Suddenly the green bean-shaped crewmate moved. He was clearly mad. He was slowly approaching his enemy.

- Ohohohoh! This is gonna be fun! This day YOU, OGÓREK WILL DIE!!!

Said Banana-colored Impostor. Ogórek responded:

- No,Banan... This shall be the day where you will be ejected.

Banan rushed at Ogórek however the green detective quickly grabbed a revolver from behind his back(Cartooney Hammerspace powers i guess) and fired two bullets at slippery impostor. Banan quickly dodged two bullets. He decided to try to penetrate the detective's skin with his sharp tongue. Ogórek quickly pulled a upward kick which hit Banan's tongue and made the impostor scream in pain.

- You really are a determined fool aren't you, idiotic crewmate.

Banan putted in words. Ogórek responded:

- Welp you know me. I hate parasitic impostor on a crewmate's ship. And because of that you're going down, extraterrestrial freak!

Ogórek tried firing his revolver again,but it got jammed.

- Agh! Who need firearms anyways,when you have arms!

Said Ogórek after he threw his not working revolver away. Banan scratched his head and added:

- Wait...Don't we both lack arms...And shoulders too?

Ogórek quickly raised his eyebrow and said:

- You know I said this jokingly? Right?

Banan then grinned and quickly decided to sabotage the lights. Green crewmate's vision quickly decreased. Ogórek knew he was this time in real trouble. However out of nowhere once again he pulled a weapon out of thin air. This time it was a medieval Longsword.

- This night ain't putting a fright on this green curious knight face.

Said Ogórek. However he saw that his Longsword got sliced in half.

-Woops! Kids,this is why you should never buy weapons at super shady market places. Remember that.

After breaking the fourth wall Ogórek had to dodge a giant sledgehammer.

- Hahahah! Behold this is my hammer of evilness.

Laughed maniacly Banan in the shadows.

- Oh yeah? Well check this!

Suddenly Ogórek pulled out a giant flashlight. Banan asked while being confused:

- Uhhhhh...That's kinda lame y'know. What are you gonna do with it? Light my insides?

Suddenly a burst of light appeared in the entire Skeld. It was caused by the fact that Ogórek pushed the button on the gigantic flashlight. Suddenly the ship exploded for no apparent reason.

THE END

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