Well here we go *hears fresh Prince of Belair start playing then blasts it with fire* No, that is for i actually go to Belair! Now back to where i was about explain my predicament.

(also i can't use bizzare adventure because that's copyrighted........FUCK)

*cue third person effect for audience convience*

me:*chilling in my lair like a balla and about to play crystal maze after watching a speed run/ world record of it* "for those of you who don't know that game here"

Me:so I see that mortals are trying to outdo chuck Norris but for me its simple:*does an accent* do everything he did but BETTER!!! But back to focusing...*gets a message then opens it*

message: i challenge you to a game of Crystal maze, respond to accept

Me: *starts writing* bring it on!*sends the message*

messenger:*send one back*so what do you want if you win

Me:*writes back* hmmm.... What do you have that I could want?

messenger:*continues writing*how about 1 wish? But if I win, I get the wish

me:*responds*I'm interested

Messenger:*writes back *do you accept?

me:*smirks and writes back* sure

messenger:*sends message*☺, game on little 🐲

Me:*goes into thoughts* fuck

My laptop and gaming system: GAME START, players ready?

me:*relaxes* here we go* turns voice chat on*

Messenger:*turns on voice chat* you better not run out on me*chuckles slyly*

me: i don't*gets the game ready*

messenger*gets the game ready and zooms in on their score*

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FIGHT!!!!!

(exactly 1 hour and 30 minutes later due to a draw)

me:*covers eyes and relaxes them* one last stage to determine the winner

Messenger* chuckles softly* sure, since you lasted so long, final stage is a bonus, who ever dies first loses automatically. Seems fair?

me: yeah. Now let's go.

(30 seconds later)

me:*covers left eye* damn, talk about a near comeback but I will admit you're good.

Messenger:well i won, now you come with me...*an arm pulls me through the screen of my laptop and I giant flash of light*

(time skip brought by dragongodprince about to rider kick Godzilla)

Me:*wakes up on an island*

Me:time to go see if I can find anything good here so wish me some f'ing luck folks*gets up and starts walking*

(also above is a picture of Godzilla kicking someone)