Me:How the hell did my writing not save?

Demon 1: you didn't write it

Dragon: my lord, you saved it somewhere else instead

vincent: wattpad stopped working and you had to open the app again

*tenses up and looks at the first two*

*a window breaks and vincent shot them both out the room

Vincent: what you learn?

Me:keep my bleeping cool

Vincent: good dog

*throws Vincent out a different window*