Me: AAAAAAAAAA- BRUH DID Y'ALL SEE THAT DUMBASS BURGLAR STEALING MY BAGEL AT THE KITCHEN?!?!?

Russia: AHHH- NU- UR BOOTYFUL BAGEL

Burglar: YEET THIS >:( * Throws bagel at Cuphead *

Cuphead: ....

Rylie: 911, What's your emergency?

Cuphead: Hello, this is momma shrek, somebody is throwing bagels at me-

* Rylie runs to cuphead while saying GoTtA Go FaSt!! *

Rylie is here to save the day!

Me: Cuphead, IS THAT THE POLICE?!?! IM CALLING THE WEED! * Takes banana * * BoOp BeEp bEOp MeMomEmOmEmo *

COOKIEDUMMY: 420, Whatcha smokin?

Me: Hey dad, can i have the front seat?

COOKIEDUMMY: Sure, son.

*Everybody including the burglar yeets into a tank*

Me: YeS- I GOT THE MCFUGGIN FRONT SEAT!

Everybody except for me: * Is defeated *

Stops at mcdonald

Violet: Hullo, wat you want?

Me: I WaNt ShIps

Violet: * Throws a book of ships to my face *

Me: oOf- * stands up and reads book *

Author was fangirling so hard until she dies

COOKIEDUMMY: Rip author * throws flower *

Me: *YEETS UP * HeY Y'aLl, LeTs Go to ThE gRanD CanYon :)))

* Yeet teleportation pt 2 *

Big bird appeared.

Big bird: CHA CHA GO SMOOTH

Elmo: * DANCES LIKE A YEETING BITCH *

Me: OH NO- WERE LATE-

Russia: NOT THIS TIME BISH * Takes out the official ' Bread-zooka'

*BOOM! BOOM! CRASH!*

BellaLoneWolf: * Appears out of nowhere * YEEEETTT * Jumps into the grand canyon and became into dust*

Thanos: I can make reality be whatever i want it to be. // I think thats what he spoke?? //

*Iron man dies*

Me: SPOILER!!! * Throws popcorn at Thanos*

Rylie: * Takes Thanos to prison * GET IN THE CAR! * puts thanos in car * HEY! THIS IS NOT YOUR CAR! GET OUT OF THE CAR!! * Thanos gets out of the car* HEY WHO TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THE CAR?!?! GET IN THE CAR!!! * Thanos gets into the car *

Cuphead: *drives the car and bumped on a tree * WHOOPS-

ThE FucKin cAr ExPloDed

// Johnny Johnny yes papa moment //

ari: * Eats sugar *

Violet: Johnny, Johnny

ari: Yes, papa?

Violet: eating sugar??

ari: No, papa.

Violet:SHUT THE FUCK UP I SAW WHAT YOU ATE!! * Yeets ari to the wall *

ari: *Explodes*

COOKIEDUMMY: FUCK THIS. ANOTHER CORPSE?!?!

Me: * rides car and yeets everybody in* * Sings little einstein(?) Theme song * WE'rE gOiNg oN A TrIp!

BellaLoneWolf: On OuR FaVorIte RoCkeT sHip!

Russia: FlYiNg tO The SkY!!

Everybody: LiTtLe EiNstTeiN!!

Rocket crashed on a hill and everyone is dead

Crap this. I mcfuggin miss little einstein ;w;

Hey lets watch charlie and the numbers.

COOKIEDUMMY: OnE!

ari: OnE, TwO, ThrEe!

Rylie: OnE, TwO, ThrEe, FoUr, FivE!

Cuphead: SiX, SeVen, EIgHt!

Me: NiNe, TeN!

Russia: *Plays charlie-charlie* Charlie, Charlie. Why do you like numbers?

*Charlie from the peanuts appears*

Me: WoAh, PeaNuTs!

COOKIEDUMMY: HeY, Y' aLl, WhAt wAs HiS DoG NamE AgaiN??

Violet: It'S sPooPY!

ari: No- It'S SnoOpY!

Cuphead: CaN We sTaPh TalKinG aBouT PeaNuTs?!?!

* Charlie throws peanuts at everyone and everyone dies. RIP *

Okay. Im bored af.

Yeet this :)