I would like to introduce my new friend, Paul the Llama

Yes, he is a stuffed animal, got anything you want to say Paul?

Paul: I am Paul, and I see it all. Whether shrouded in darkness or scorched by the light of the sun, I will observe it all with an attention to detail once thought to dwell in the eyes of God and God alone. I am the shadow in the corner of your room while you're trying to sleep. I abduct aliens! I am Jack Shellington! I'm the king of the motherfucking pumpkin patch, bitch! You think you could fuck with me!? I will burn your so-called Empire to the ground in a biblical blaze of glory and piss on the ashes of my cigarette! Because You're not even worth my time anymore! And you're not fooling anyone with that fake-ass gold chain you bought at the mall for like $15!

...I think we should leave him alone, he seems pretty set on the path he's chosen today.