So my first period in school is PE. At the beginning we always do the pledge, so instead of pledging allegiance to America, I pledged allegiance to Bianca_From_Pokemon :3
It went like this:

I pledge allegiance

To the queen of ship

Her majesty Bianca

And to her replubic

For which she ships

One ship

Under her majesty

With pocky and random for all.

I made that up on the spot XD and it went perfectly.

*bows* Your majesty, I hope you approve :D.