Levi: "Hey! Sam!"

Me: "Yeah?"

Levi: "Your username is lsam73196, yeah?"

Me: "Mhm"

Levi: "What's with the 'L' at the beginning? Does it stand for Levi or Lovely or since your last name is Lopez, Lopez or-"

Me: "-Loner. It stands for Loner."

Levi: " "

Me: " "

Levi: " Ok-"

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Me: "*exists*"

Awkwardness: "You called?"

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2018 me: "My friends are insane..."

2019 me: "WhAt iS a nORmAL?!"

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6 year old me: "I'm gonna have a handsome boyfriend and we're gonna get married and we're gonna have a bunch of kids and-!"

12 year old me: "I have a crush on a fictional mutant turtle.

Fight me-"