More randoom stuff yeET-
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Sorry, I had a bunch of weekend homework and I'm like, "whY yOu Do tHiS?!" but I finALLY got it done yesterday!
Uhm, yeah-
I woke up at, like, three in the morning, and I didn't know what to do with my life, so what I'm saying is that I woke up pretty normally-
Soo I saw this thing on Tumblr and I was like- 'Yeah, I'm drawing this now, yeET-
And- Yeah! Uh-
Here's my version of the thingy on Tumblr!
*I tried to find the picture of it on Tumblr again so you could compare it, but I couldn't find it again, oofers-
I feel like if one day, mutants were accepted into society, Levi would be posting these everywhere- and I mean eVERYWHERE to get back at her parents to show how far she and Kevin have come.
Now, for some strange humor-
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Levi: Kevin and I are gonna try to make breakfast!
Kevin: Levi, you should know already that everything you touch in the kitchen turns to fire.
Levi: Oh, come on! What could possibly go wrong?
5 mins later...
Kevin, smacking the fire in the oven with a tray to put it out: EVERYTHING THAT COULD'VE POSSIBLY GONE WRONG WENT HORRIBLY WRONG-!
Levi, covering her ears to block out the sounds of the fire alarms: I ReGReT EVErYtHiNg bUT aLSO reGREt NOThInG aT ThE SAME TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME—
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Why Kevin Should Never Drive
Levi, talking to Kevin on the phone: Careful, Kev. On the news, it says someone's speeding.
Kevin, driving: Someone speeding? Everyone's speeding! They're all so far ahead of me! I'm just trying to drive faster to catch up with traffic!
Levi: Kevin...It's, like, two in the morning. There's no traffic.
Kevin: I know! That's how far behind I was!
Why Levi Should Never Drive
Levi: Oh, come on! How hard could it be? It's just Mario Kart, but without the blue shells and multiple things trying to kill you! Then again, if I added in some of those things in, it would be much more interesting...
Donnie: Yeah, you're never driving.
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If Kevin Went To School
Teacher: Any questions before free time?
Kevin: Yeah, didn't you say there was gonna be a pop quiz today?
Teacher: What was that?
Kevin, as all the students in the classroom hold guns, knives, etc. to his head/neck: Nothing, I didn't say nothing! I didn't say anything-
If Levi Went To School
Levi: I wish I could hang guys, but I've gotta go hit the books!
Friends: Awww...
Levi: *smacks books with a baseball bat*
Levi: Ok, let's hang!
Friends and Levi: YEEEE—
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Levi, texting Donnie: There was a 1 in 400 trillion chance that you were actually born, so...everyone is actually super lucky.
Donnie: So you pay attention to this kind of stuff, but never my science lessons?
Donnie: Just- Just go to bed, It's like 2 a.m., I do not feel like handling your crap right now.
Levi: But, like, think about it! We're all super lucky to even exist right now!
Donnie: Wait.
Donnie: You're telling me, there was a 399,999,999,999,999 out of 400,000,000,000,000 chance that you wouldn't exist, and yet- you do.
Donnie:
Donnie:
Donnie: Goddamit-
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