Heyyyy, sorry I was late everyone...

But here is number 1:

That is okay, maybe you also crave a therapist
Wait? Who said what? I didn't say anything :D!

But yeah, who do I need to slap?

You can gossip with me! What/who do you treat with violancy kindness?

Oh wait, you're hungry! I can guve u some carrots wait a sec...

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Here u go!

Some fresh Meat! (You want bacon?)